Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 12, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: As you see, my book's lead character is an allegory. Satchel: Alligator? You just said he was a Canadian with the head of a Beligian. Bucky: I mean he's symbolic of something else. Satchel: What, like a crocodile? Bucky: No, no, no, symbolic of good and evil! Allegory! Satchel: Crocodiles are very alligator! Satchel: And which part of this multicultural reptile are you callin' evil? Better not be the canadian.
2252895 over 12 years ago
Love the way Satch messes with bucky’s head.
revisages over 12 years ago
allegation is it’s a flamingo
Varnes over 12 years ago
Satchel, don’t worry, everybody knows that Canadians are the finest civilization north of the United States! Filled with very good people, I might add…..they make a lot more sense than the average American……
Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago
They’re all filthy foreigners to Bucky.
The ones with accents, the ones without accents, monkeys, ferrets….
AlexLion over 12 years ago
Yes, they are, Satch.. Very, very alligatory *facepalm
naturally_easy over 12 years ago
How does Bucky come up with these words. How far did he get in school?
Muskiehunter over 12 years ago
HOW CANADA GOT ITS NAME:Two guys sitting by the fire, first one says “We need to name this place something.” Second one says, “But what? And how?” First guy says “We’ll pull letters out of this hat”. "Second guy agrees and pulls a letter out, reads it and says “C, eh?” First guy pulls a letter out and says “N, eh?” Second guy pulls the third letter “D, eh?” True story…
the burser over 12 years ago
looks like some one’s been reading pearls to much, darby
Potrzebie over 12 years ago
The only thing wrong with Canada is that swimsuit season lasts a few days.
guswild over 12 years ago
Satchell seems to be getting angry in the last panel
Varnes over 12 years ago
Pathfinder, Michigan!!! Hey, lay off the Qebeqois…..Half of ’em are French chicks…….Talk about great Canuks!…Canookie?
K M over 12 years ago
Reminds me of an old Amos ‘n’ Andy episode where Kingfish screams “I resent the allegation and the alligator!!”
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
I’d give my right arm to read that
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Deny the allegation, defy the alligator…and the obligatory alligatory crock-o-dile too. It’s the code, man.