Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 20, 2012

Sybil is just giving him a spray and it’s not the verbal kind.

She’s giving him a preview of her visit.

“You get the ax and I’ll get the saw and we’ll cut off the legs of my mother in law”Amos and Andy banned from TV and erased from history.

I figured that was some kind of female skunk come-on.

There were skunks at the park I used to walk at; it is really a defensive act. If they aren’t startled by you, you can walk past them (give them space), and they won’t spray.

Anytime I talk about the in-laws it turns into a big stink.

Because discussions of their mothers makes every female “horny” geez…..

What is this about mothers-in-law? My wife died a long time ago, and I still talk to her mother at least once a month.

That’s Pepe Le Pew and his wife, Sybil. Real offensive, isn’t it?

Fragrant Frau.