Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 25, 2012

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    Grover Premium Member over 12 years ago

    evil clerk smiles

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Oh, I remember saltwater taffee. We used to get it at the fair. You could watch ’em make it. It came in two forms, long thin strips and little wrapped kisses…..I want some now,,,cherry and orange…..the big long stretchy ones…..NOW!

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    Tirasmol  over 12 years ago

    I want some now too, dangit

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    Brandywine0419  over 12 years ago

    My favorite salt water taffy is the ones that come in a bag that my grandma sends me whenever she goes to oregon, those are the best ive ever had.

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    Jaws breaker candy.

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    Minfidel Premium Member over 12 years ago

    We’re going to need a bigger box.

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    konradh  over 12 years ago

    They sell salt water taffy at the State Fair of Texas. If you calculate the price per pound, it is more expensive than filet mignon or good caviar.

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    djsabc  over 12 years ago

    Look at the door it says "Amity " (the name of the island in Jaws) so I have a funny feeling that it is Quin. He got them hook line and sinker.

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    jmcx4  over 12 years ago

    Taffy! I can feel the fillings in my teeth being pulled out right now.

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    wamoylan  over 12 years ago

    The taffy is soft and gooey won’t be a JAWS breaker.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Of course it’s Quint…

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    phillyfantukinme, oh, thanks! Now I want to go to the Island too……!

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    hablano  over 12 years ago

    Oh, yeah. When my kids were little we’d do the Time Warp. Again.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Well…. Thanks, 6…. but I in all honesty…I knew it was “Jaws”… and I recognised the face…. but I couldn’t name it.

    However, as I’ve said before….I am “One with The Google.”

    I’m thinking so is Dan…Guy says “so it’s the guy from Jaws, see?” … or a helicopter or a cruise ship or whatever….and Dan googles ’em up.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Annnd….. Varnes…. if you want to be really jealous, our county fair starts today…I’m going tomorrow and hopefully several other days.There’s usually a supposedly “Mackinac Island” fudge booth, but I don’t know whether they have taffy.If it’s like their fudge, it’s about $16 a pound and you have to buy a half pound.Good thing I’m not fond of taffy.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    One more thing…. if Rocky Horror isn’t the best picture ever, it’s definitely in the running.

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    btrfly_lvr  over 12 years ago

    they must be whale(ing) sharks?

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