Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 18, 2009

  1. Actor075
    Flintstoned  almost 15 years ago

    It wont burn in the crash.

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  2. Emerald
    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    It’s indestructible! And has a longer shelf life than Twinkies!

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  3. Wolf3
    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    And nobody will try to take it…………………………….

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  4. Kitty at sunset
    wicky  almost 15 years ago

    Painted orange.

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  5. Foxhound1
    bald  almost 15 years ago

    so that’s why that black box always survives in a crash

    they are made from an indestructible material.

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    eardroppings  almost 15 years ago

    It’s now black…yuch

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  7. Tarot
    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    so, in the aftermath of when santa augers into the earth in a blazing,thunderous crash of charred xbox games and reindeer antlers…..the elf investigators can retrieve the fruitcake and play back the final moments of the crash…

    they hear the hearty voice of santa: “merrry christmas to all and to to all a good…..Rudolph! PULL UP! ..PULL UP!……..OH (expletive deleted)!!!!……… (static–tape ends)

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  8. Desert landscape
    FUNG1  almost 15 years ago

    I gotta say Dana…. THAT’S FUNNY! silly; but funny!

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  9. Frog4
    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    or use them as ballast weight for winter driving…

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  10. Elephants
    lfanterickson  almost 15 years ago

    OK, let me be the partypooper who actually likes fruitcake. Send ‘em all my way. What’s the preservative? RUM!!

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