so, in the aftermath of when santa augers into the earth in a blazing,thunderous crash of charred xbox games and reindeer antlers…..the elf investigators can retrieve the fruitcake and play back the final moments of the crash…
they hear the hearty voice of santa:
“merrry christmas to all and to to all a good…..Rudolph! PULL UP! ..PULL UP!……..OH (expletive deleted)!!!!………
(static–tape ends)
Flintstoned almost 15 years ago
It wont burn in the crash.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
It’s indestructible! And has a longer shelf life than Twinkies!
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
And nobody will try to take it…………………………….
wicky almost 15 years ago
Painted orange.
bald almost 15 years ago
so that’s why that black box always survives in a crash
they are made from an indestructible material.
eardroppings almost 15 years ago
It’s now black…yuch
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
so, in the aftermath of when santa augers into the earth in a blazing,thunderous crash of charred xbox games and reindeer antlers…..the elf investigators can retrieve the fruitcake and play back the final moments of the crash…
they hear the hearty voice of santa: “merrry christmas to all and to to all a good…..Rudolph! PULL UP! ..PULL UP!……..OH (expletive deleted)!!!!……… (static–tape ends)
FUNG1 almost 15 years ago
I gotta say Dana…. THAT’S FUNNY! silly; but funny!
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
or use them as ballast weight for winter driving…
lfanterickson almost 15 years ago
OK, let me be the partypooper who actually likes fruitcake. Send ‘em all my way. What’s the preservative? RUM!!