This reminds me of the one scene from the show Grace Under Fire that I’ve never forgotten. Grace’s rotund mother- in- law offers to take care of her kids for the night, but can’t resist getting in a dig by saying that they’ll finally get a good meal. Grace returns fire and scores a direct hit, replying: “Just the crumbs off your blouse, alone, Jean…”
I had an employee that ate at her desk. After she left, within a couple of months, there were several large clumps of mold growing on her old keyboard. I had to throw it away.
Back in the day, when you could smoke in the office, we had a guy who had so much ash in his keyboard that one day when he was out to lunch, we shook out his keyboard and got about 1/4: coverage on his desk. The desk was practically green with crud from his smoking; we attacked it, too, while he was out. When he returned, he stopped dead in the doorway and asked, stunned, “Who cleaned my desk?” Without looking up from my work, I replied, “I don’t know; the EPA guys stormed in in their moon suits and went nuts all over your desk. I guess there was some spare Superfund money available for it.”
el8 about 12 years ago
Plotz!
pouncingtiger about 12 years ago
The squirrel looks nauseated.
Arianne about 12 years ago
This reminds me of the one scene from the show Grace Under Fire that I’ve never forgotten. Grace’s rotund mother- in- law offers to take care of her kids for the night, but can’t resist getting in a dig by saying that they’ll finally get a good meal. Grace returns fire and scores a direct hit, replying: “Just the crumbs off your blouse, alone, Jean…”
Kvasir42 Premium Member about 12 years ago
I had an employee that ate at her desk. After she left, within a couple of months, there were several large clumps of mold growing on her old keyboard. I had to throw it away.
gforgina about 12 years ago
Ugh..
Allan CB Premium Member about 12 years ago
Keyboards are actually dirtier than your toilet. Season 7, Episode 22 “Hidden Nasties” (you know where to get it …)
chromosome Premium Member about 12 years ago
At least he’s cleaning it up.
K M about 12 years ago
Back in the day, when you could smoke in the office, we had a guy who had so much ash in his keyboard that one day when he was out to lunch, we shook out his keyboard and got about 1/4: coverage on his desk. The desk was practically green with crud from his smoking; we attacked it, too, while he was out. When he returned, he stopped dead in the doorway and asked, stunned, “Who cleaned my desk?” Without looking up from my work, I replied, “I don’t know; the EPA guys stormed in in their moon suits and went nuts all over your desk. I guess there was some spare Superfund money available for it.”
gijoe76 about 12 years ago
It would be funny if it weren’t true – that guy works in our office.