Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 10, 2012

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    Llewellenbruce  over 12 years ago

    What does D.O.T. stand for in Id?

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 12 years ago

    Dept of Thumping.

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Death or Tyrany.

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    dugharry  over 12 years ago

    Department of Theft?

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    mrbribery  over 12 years ago

    Department of Tourism – the Hun is merely a visitor.

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    Rakkav  over 12 years ago

    Dept. of Transportation (USDOT)? Maybe under PHMSA or RITA? If ID-DOT, why not? ;) Even the “Idiots” couldn’t ignore a parallel bureaucratic opportunity like THAT.

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    Rakkav  over 12 years ago

    This is the pre-flee that you see… see? :)

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Alain Harper

    Tut, tut.Let’s just follow the lead of Wall Street and the captains of industry in bringing about unfettered capitalism American style.No regulations for business whatsoever. Everybody do as you damn well please.An earthly paradise!

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Shouldn’t that be DOH? (Department of Huns.)

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    BigMac2AllBeef  over 12 years ago

    It’s the Helmet… If the Hun was riding a Motorcycle he would be required to have a helmet that is approved by the D.O.T [Transportation]

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    kc2idv  over 12 years ago

    I think I saw that helmet at Disney World

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    That should distract him long enough to go for the kill. Next time try, “Hey, your shoe is untied.”

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    Phosphoros  over 12 years ago

    War, the police state and bureaucracy often go hand-in-hand. Think about it.

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    runar  over 12 years ago

    Anyone wearing that helmet wouldn’t last long in a battle. All it takes is an overhand stroke with a sword or axe and the blade engages one of the projections, snaps the wearer’s head violently to the side and presto! – a broken neck and a dead would-be warrior who prized fashion over survival.

    This also explains why real Vikings’ helmets didn’t have horns.

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    Tsali-Queyi  over 12 years ago

    Is it OSHA approved?

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    boldyuma  over 12 years ago

    I saw a helmet just like that in a Clint Eastwood movie..

    Some motorcycle gang member was wearing it..

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