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My name is Robert Smith, I work in Human Resources running the Employee Stock Purchase program, and as the result of careful investing over the last 40 years, I now own 51% of the company,
I had a job like that, kept it for thirty years. After I retired I found out that one of the bosses had said âI didnât realize how much he did until he leftâ. Been retired many years now, and still miss it.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
That sounds like a lot of people where I work.
Totalloser Premium Member over 12 years ago
the dream job, nobody knows who you are or what you do, but you never get laid off and the check gets deposited every week
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
Heâs the person who keeps your noses clean and your bottoms wiped! He needs a bonus!
Miserichord over 12 years ago
My name is Robert Smith, I work in Human Resources running the Employee Stock Purchase program, and as the result of careful investing over the last 40 years, I now own 51% of the company,
Youâre all fired,
will over 12 years ago
I had a job like that, kept it for thirty years. After I retired I found out that one of the bosses had said âI didnât realize how much he did until he leftâ. Been retired many years now, and still miss it.
ProfessorKid over 12 years ago
Donât tell them, once they know, theyâll let you go⊠IT"S A TRAP!!! ; ))
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member over 12 years ago
The next line is: âYou Are Firedâ.