The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 16, 2012

No liver transplant for you, Goose!

Montanan’s must ban this, like California

a quack and a quacker

“The worse news is I also have a taste for duck a l’orange”

Well, if it was suitable for foie gras, the poor goose wouldn’t want it anyway. Too fatty, just lead to more health issues.

Such a pate.

Reminds me of a burger I read about called the Apocalypse Now burger at a restaurant in Maine. First time I’d even heard of foie gras, let alone having it on top of a burger. Insane stuff.

His goose is cooked

From the size of that waist, I’d say that’s not all you’re weak for.

Can he hold out until Christmas?

Best stuff I ever put in my mouth!

That’s just pate-thetic

“Oh Doctor, you quack me up!” ; ))

Your fired!

hard to follow Charlie Tuba’s movie script.That goose is down and out, not a feather of a chance.

And once again the punsters and jokers prove themselves the life of the pate.

Greedy French surgeon!