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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 12, 2012
Transcript:
Dakota: Heyyyyy, losers. As always, I'm Dakota, and welcome to my vlog. You may notice my hair is looking even awesomer than usual today. It's MAGIC. I can't tell you any more though. It's super top secret. Also, my birthday party's next week, and after that there'll be two types of people. People who were there and SAW my awesome entrance, and people who aren't cool. Oh, plus me. I get my own category. So three types. I'm Dakota, and this has been SoDakota. TEE TEE WYE ELL!
Masterius over 12 years ago
Erm . . . I see Marigold and Dakota share at least one trait: supreme, sublime humility.
Also, I think Dakotaâs in for a rude surprise vis-a-vis her âawesome entranceâ, as she isnât at all familiar with just how the € Shield of Boringness € actualy works.
TayoEXE over 12 years ago
Oh whoa, youâre in for a surprise yourself when you find out how the SHIELD OF BORINGNESS works.
Tsukuyomi over 12 years ago
Why are there candles out the window?
kaykeyser over 12 years ago
Wounder how many subs Dakota has? I my self mostly sub to geek volgers.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
me, me, MEEE!
Tue Elung-Jensen over 12 years ago
âSoDakotaâ⊠how original.
ewalnut over 12 years ago
Maybe the Shield of Boringness will extend to Dakota via her hair.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
I say itâs either Dakota or Phoebe wearing a big wig that looks like Dakota.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
Never date a woman named after a state; Dakota, Montana, Virginia.
StrangerCoug over 12 years ago
Itâs not bad⊠in terms of artwork. In terms of style, I think Dakota needs another haircut, preferably not from Marigold or Millie.
rpmurray over 12 years ago
The shape of her eyes was different in the earlier strips.
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
Has Dakota always been like this, or did some of Marigoldâs ego rub off on her, when she did the hair restoration bit?
runar over 12 years ago
As anyone should know, there are 10 kinds of people.
Dampwaffle over 12 years ago
How does she fit her ego through the door?
4everDezzy over 12 years ago
ha ha canât wait fo the party!
gimmickgenius over 12 years ago
When I see âshield of Boringnessâ my eyes do a weird dyslexic-anagram thing and read âShield of Borgninesâ ⊠I imagine her surrounded by a phalanx of elderly but tough Italian character actors.
Masterius over 12 years ago
Iâve noticed that somehow Dakotaâs had her Rapunzel locks trimmed to a more reasonable length.
Also, I love the Me [TUB] and the loading buffer/play bar at the bottom!
scoobysdaddy1 over 12 years ago
People like this live alone in they own world âŠnothin matterds except them âŠive meet people like this in real life
natalief almost 12 years ago
TTYL?
sagurufan over 4 years ago
Look! dakota rocks the internet!
Entrapdak 4ever almost 4 years ago
what does tee tee wye ell mean???