Eek! by Scott Nickel for August 15, 2012

Uhh, …never mind. I’ll have one one with everything, Chicago Style!A pig selling kosher hot dogs? This is too complicated for me….

don’t ask, don’t tell

I don’t think it really matters. If you’re going to eat that stuff, you’re already beyond redemption.

Kosher hot dogs… isn’t that against the priciples of their fabrication? And I’m not talking about the kind of meat.

Looking at the hands, I’d say that’s a kosher pig

Let’s see. A pork animal eats a Kosher hot dog and doesn’t violate Kosher rules. That means he is not eating his relatives. Must be beef!

You never know. Mr. Pigg could be a closet cannibal.

So the Zen master says to the hot dog vendor, “Make me one with everything.”