Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 26, 2012

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    Linux0s  over 12 years ago

    ā€œAye, weā€™ll plunder yer landlubber booty!ā€

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Donā€™t get hooked on this class.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Iā€™m dyslexic, I donā€™t get itā€¦..

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Seriously, for years, I thought pilates were some sort of pastryā€¦.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    ā€œFifteen men looking at her chestā€”ā€¦Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!Drink and the devil will do the restā€”ā€¦Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!ā€

    With profuse apologies to Robert Lewis Stevenson.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Somehow this strip reminds me of an old grade school ā€œjokeā€:Get a friend to hold onto the tip of his tongueā€¦. and try to say ā€œI was born on a pirate ship.ā€

    The results were funnyā€¦ if you were 9 years old in more innocent times.

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    Hillbillyman  over 12 years ago

    Sure is sweetie come on in.

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    tagteam  over 12 years ago

    As the football coach once said ā€œNothing good happens at 1:30 in the morningā€

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    drose57 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Itā€™s spelled ā€œP-I-Arrrrr . . . !ā€

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    Perkycat  over 12 years ago

    Was that pick your nose or hold your tongue that you got on the first try?

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    rabidhunter  over 12 years ago

    Turn and run now.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 12 years ago

    [Sigh] Once a blonde, always a blonde.

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    tryoung71  over 12 years ago

    The cannons donā€™t thunder, thereā€™s nothing to plunder, Iā€™m an over 40 victim of fateā€¦

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    Godfreydaniel  over 12 years ago

    I love the all ā€œRrā€™sā€ running on top of the blackboard instead of the the usual alphabet. If Captain Kidd married Billy the Kid, would Kid Rock play at the wedding?

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago

    RRR, lady, get the ā€œLā€ out!!!Yaā€™know, Iā€™ld like to see him draw that sword with his right hook . . . . ā˜»

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    tryoung71  over 12 years ago

    Now Iā€™ve done a bit of smugglinā€™, Iā€™ve run my share of grassā€¦.

    (My all-time favorite Buffett song!)

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    imbaldeagle  over 12 years ago

    Is this a slam against Asian pronunciation of ā€œRā€ words?

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    imbaldeagle  over 12 years ago

    Or maybe ā€œLā€ words ā€“ I never can remember. Anyway, the joke seems to involve pirates and pilates.

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    Sillstaw  over 12 years ago

    Love the alphabet at the top of the chalkboard.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    The Pilates of Penzance?

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    bdwords  over 12 years ago

    Ancient Japanese sea robbery, now an American exercise fad.

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