Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 29, 2012

can’t touch that

Prosp long and liver…

What exactly is that nasty possibly illegal alien doing to that poor man?

Hammer Time

Varnes…. which one’s which?

Hammer looks so rubbery…. maybe he was Vulcanized.

Are they joint mc’s for the Oscars?

I’d like to thank my Mommer and my Proper.

Shortly thereafter, the book Vulcan Hammer came out.

darn, I thought I had a good one, but I was thinking of Dr. Dre. So we’d have Doctor Spock.

Literal LOL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

This comic is warped to a factor of five! We need to raise our shields and take evasive action lest it pinches our funny bones! Forget Mr. Scott, this is liable to drive me to scotch. (Then again, Chekhov’s plays are liable to drive me to vodka…….)

Susan, That’s at least a ten pointer…

Hammer pants better come back in style soon — mine still fit.

Baldy… except you and I and Varnes just proved we were old…..

What, and I’m young? Nurse CHAPEL, stat!

I would guess that Lt. Uhura’s brother was visiting the Enterprise that day and discovered a little motion sickness.