Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 04, 2012

He’s to metro-sexual for her tastes

there are puns and there are puns….

But … sigh…. some puns aren’t quite in the same ballpark as others.

and I didn’t mean yours, Old Dog. LOL

Who’s gonna hit on who?

The Expos used to have a mascot like that. Pittifull.

What a screwball. How does he expect to get to first base with a line like that?

She looks like an angel, but he might prove to be a royal pain, so though they might get off to a rockie start.

I’d hit that.

Perfect Big Head ad

Unfortunately for him, she thought he was batty.

Pickup line wasn’t exactly out of the park.Think the guy has struck out with the doll at the bar..

Guy looks like a shortstop.Doesn’t know how to pitch.

The worst mascot in all professional sports.

How would you like to be Mrs. Met?

Uh, oh.Here comes a line drive at low altitude.

@line driver

Sit down next to the doll, before this embarrassing situation becomes evident to all.

His pick-up line came out of left field, was a definitely blooper, and he needs to be sent to the showers. He definitely needs a wingman (or a battery mate) and more than a little coaching if he wants to get to second base……

@philyfanstukinmi

Speaking of bats, personally still have some good wood from time to time.