The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 29, 2012

Recycled???

It’s pretty funny now that you guys explained it. I would have given up before I figured it out.

Does she get to choose witch one they turn her into?

I’d rather be fertiliser….seems more natural.

Re: Are the arrows directions for NASCAR dirivers?Not needed. That’s why NASCAR is so popular with guys – you get to drive as fast as you want, and you never have to stop for directions.

I think she’d make good fertiliser bags.

…no Soylent Green?

Ah, I see now, I guess you can’t turn plastic in SG

Turn her into a golf ball, because even though she’s a lot older than me, I’d hit that.

She’ll be retired.

This could apply to many entertainment personalities (mostly women), and many others. Recycle or be declared hazardous waste (even applys while some are still here).

Does she get a share of the revenue from the new products?

I mean her estate.

I still can’t say “Watkins Glen” and “NASCAR” in the same sentence. Oops. I think i just did….

Fertiliser?? FertiliZer

I want to be recycled, but as body parts. I may be pushing 80, but I will claim my liver is better than any 23 year old frat boy.

I’m gonna be cremated and my ashes mixed with asphalt and made into a nasty speed bump on a busy street. They won’t be forgettin’ me real soon.

Finely made something of herself.

you have to have a soul to be a shoe.

The arrows are the symbol for “recycle”. This was actually funny once I figured it out…

What, no comments on the Kardashians, the Cat Woman, or others with gallons of collegan and silicone to recycle? Maybe too much of a biohazard.

you know she was murdered, don’t you? because she spilled the beans that Obama is gay and Michelle is a tranny.