Well, with Tarzan dodging through the treetops and Ivan blasting away, it shouldn’t be too long before they’re out of bullets. Then they can flee into the jungle, get lost and either be attacked by lions/panthers/crocodiles(or whatever!) or fall into quicksand.No, I’ve got it! They run off into the jungle and fall into a tar pit and drown in the goo. Tarzan and Dick follow and find the source of the oil, then all Dick’s backers have to do is filter the dead Ruskis out of the oil before pumping!
Where is that lazy sailor-boy B’wana Quartermain? He’s been AWOL lately. Too much early Thanksgiving turkey and stuffing, not to mention draining all the bars along the Oregon coastline! Kreegah B’wana Q.:)> Gobble-Gobble-Gowa!
wiselad about 12 years ago
this time Tarzan should have shot to kill
Polsixe about 12 years ago
A miss! Tarzan must be a little rusty.
PatyAnn about 12 years ago
I am very disapointed, Tarzan.And why didnt the two thugs bring more ammo? This is what happens when you send the lackys out unsupervized.
rdmacgregor about 12 years ago
Well, with Tarzan dodging through the treetops and Ivan blasting away, it shouldn’t be too long before they’re out of bullets. Then they can flee into the jungle, get lost and either be attacked by lions/panthers/crocodiles(or whatever!) or fall into quicksand.No, I’ve got it! They run off into the jungle and fall into a tar pit and drown in the goo. Tarzan and Dick follow and find the source of the oil, then all Dick’s backers have to do is filter the dead Ruskis out of the oil before pumping!
profkatz about 12 years ago
Where is that lazy sailor-boy B’wana Quartermain? He’s been AWOL lately. Too much early Thanksgiving turkey and stuffing, not to mention draining all the bars along the Oregon coastline! Kreegah B’wana Q.:)> Gobble-Gobble-Gowa!
profkatz about 12 years ago
Those rotten Russkie rascal rats will not get any Turkey tomorrow! :)> NoGobble-Gowa!
hablano about 12 years ago
What kind of idiot leaves home with a machine gun and only a single magazine for it?