That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 28, 2012

and his father is completely absent…

“Well, doctor; he seems to have this fixation with crosses and yesterday he brought our dinner back to life.”

“Mary, Mary, when are you going to deal with the fact that you’re just another unwed mother? Blaming it on God isn’t going to help…no one believes that story.”

I’m telling you it’s this big around; it’s not normal.

“I can’t even give him a bath. When I try, he either turns the water to wine, or he walks on it.”

Enlarged image can be found here or here or here or at Mr. Melcher’s blog entry.St Luke Drawing the Virgin (click links for their Wikipedia pages, where you can find links to their Catholic Encyclopedia bios and many more) isn’t, as far as I can tell, described online by its current-location. The artist (has this small, different coloration image, provided by the current-location) painted 2 versions of it, both described here, along with detail images.The different coloration, click-to-enlarge image of this painting is described here; this detail click-to-enlarge image is described here; and this detail click-to-enlarge image is described here; with no accompanying description for this detail click-to-enlarge image. The artist‘s Wikipedia page and collection (more under Subcategories at each level).Second of the 2 works by this artist, that have, so far, appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog, to also appear here.

“I was just sittin’ and chillin’….then….whoosh! Now it’s so bad I’m time trippin 1500 years. Hey, if I go 500 years further I bet I can score a Reality Show gig!”

Shrink: So, Mary, who is the father?Mary: The Man Upstairs.Joseph: You slept with our landlord?

‘What? you wrapped him in ‘swaddling’ clothes? No wonder he’s mad at you.

Virgin Mary: A likeness of my face was seen on a frypan last week in France and now people are fainting and going crazy over my image. Doctor: Soap and water should solve the problem.

I could see Escher doing a number on this one.