Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 03, 2012

With friends like that, who needs enemies?

Shecky Setter, Jerry Poodle and Henny Spaniel are not the best at sympathy. They are on the telethon today though.

MacSnuff says “take a bite out of humor.”

Is the one on the far right really Tony Tiger in a dog suit?

Yeah, I guess he’d better stay outta GoComics.

Gatocat…. obviously you’re dying for a way to mention enemas…. but huh??

Yeah, those guys aren’t the Cat’s meow…!

Rex’s choice of fashion accessories dogged him all day.

Took my dog into the bar with me.Bartender says, “We don’t allow dogs in here.”Says I, “But this is a talking dog!”Bartender says, “Yeah, well, prove it.”So I turn to the dog and ask, “What is on top of a house?”Dog says, ‘Roof."I then ask, “How would you describe sandpaper?”Dog says, “Rough.”Next question, “Who was the greatest hitter in baseball?”Dog knows, “Ruth.”Bartender says, “Enough, get that dog outta here!”So we’re escorted out of the bar, where the dog turns to me and says, “So, who then? DiMaggio???”

A bark collar Rex more relationships…