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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 14, 2012
Transcript:
Brutus: I want to make the chili Arnie gave me the recipe for, but I can't because you bought the wrong can of tomatoes. Gladys: No - I bought a can of stewed tomatoes, just as you asked me to! Brutus: Yes, but it's a twenty-two-ounce can - the recipe calls for a twenty-ounce can of tomatoes!
TiffWHO over 12 years ago
Someone is 2 seconds away from a Chili reactionā¦
flagfly over 12 years ago
Well said, Greek Guy. (smile). I wonder how mr. Loser guy has managed to hang on to his job. What does he do in that office, anyway?
Plods with ...ā¢ over 12 years ago
He canāt help it. He was ābornā that way.
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
@ the two āmetricā people aboveā¦ā¦i used to go by centemeters and millimeters, but they grew legs and ran up a treeā¦
lectricdude over 12 years ago
ā¦so how is it that the money system of the āHoly Statesā isā¦metric system basedā¦?
rosieposie2012 over 12 years ago
well in Canada which is of course a democracy.. they just ātoldā us it was changingā¦ less paperwork thereā¦ no voting as to many things the govāt doesā¦ democracy at itās best.. yeah right.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Off the record, the chili will be a little more tastier with a little more tomatoes.
gadget_jb over 12 years ago
And what he obviously doesnāt understand about cooking is that cooking is akin to art, in that thereās room for interpretation, latitude for a little more of this, a little less of that, to taste. Itās only in baking, which is more like a chemistry equation, where precise measurements are more critical.