Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 12, 2012

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    margueritem  almost 12 years ago

    A big spigot.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    He’s got some brass! For MY nickel, he really shouldn’t be talking….

    (I mean, totally apart from the fact that he’s a faucet…)

    It’s just that …. well….

    I happen to know that in his own younger, wilder days, he hung out with a bunch of drips…and… he let a certain little tap dancer walk all over him.

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    Bargrove  almost 12 years ago

    Is it true as a youth he fell for Faira?

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    He’s always spoutin’ off about somethin’

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    Digital Frog  almost 12 years ago

    He’s just trying to enforce American Standards.

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    konradh  almost 12 years ago

    Off topic but does anyone here remember water fountains that had tan ceramic handles with hieroglyphics? Been driving me nuts. Handles were chicken-head style.

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    ChucklinChuck  almost 12 years ago

    I hope Koehler heads prevail in this spat.

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    angusdad  almost 12 years ago

    Moen

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    “The only ring I gave her was the one I left around the tub…”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Sterling comments, all of them.

    I wanted to pipe up with another, but I’m having a hard time getting a handle on one, and I don’t want to faucet.

    Inspiration runs hot and cold…. water you gonna do, after all.

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