Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 13, 2012

I wish I lived in France. The French people love comedy.

Where’s Goldilox?

I’d like to have her and the Bagels over for breakfast…plus maybe the egg…and…. hmm…that couple standing behind them, in the middle…if that wouldn’t be two waffle.

I bagel to differ.

Poor donut off at the table by himself. Forever a-scone.

This must be a breakfast meeting.

Don’t egg her on.

It don’t think this’ll go over easy.

Great. Now I want an Egg McMuffin.

I am afraid of talking food.

Are you guys trying to shmear his reputation?

It’s only margarine but he’s still trying to butter her up.

Is that a breakfast burrito talking to the bacon?

Just a brunch of losers.

I am going to break, fast!

Let’s make a toast.

That’s funny, Affi.

They’re all hams.

My breakfasts are all too great to discuss here, and even better when they are just a pause between….