Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 28, 2012
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Rip: RJ, what are you doing alone in this shack? You're living worse than sluggo! RJ: Vile Smith, that's why. Rip: How'd we lose the ranch? RJ: Vile Smith stole the land and kicked us off! Cobra is being blackmailed to marry Vile Smith or go to jail for crimes she didn't commit! Rip: Awesome. RJ: Y-you think that's awesome? Rip: Well,yeah,considering the other option was she chose Vile over me.
Veridian about 12 years ago
So, What could be so Vile’ that Cobra’d agree to Marry Vile’ rather than drop kick his Wedding Tackle into low Orbit and wait for ‘em to Burn up on Re-entry while she goes off and rescues Rip, Saves the Ranch and generally behaves like… Well, COBRA!?!? Dan, You still da Man, but to paraphrase Mrs. Haywire: If I stick around to see where this is Going there’d better be one SWEET Payoff at the end! HUGPOUNCESZZZ! (Hi Linda!)
johnrussco about 12 years ago
Rip needs to knock off VS and get his Cobra back.
mrbribery about 12 years ago
yep, Vile Smith bought a bunch of mortgages, sliced them up into tranches and sold them overseas. I believe the ranch is now owned by a casino in Macau.
dan thompson creator about 12 years ago
http://www.gocomics.com/riphaywire/2012/08/22
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http://www.gocomics.com/riphaywire/2012/08/25
Dragoncat about 12 years ago
YES!!! Answers at last! Now all Rip has to do is prove Cobra’s innocence.What are the chances that the proof managed to preserve itself in the car crash?
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
Dan is the man with the plan and the plan is unfolding. Take a seat and hang on for the ride because I know its coming!!Black-Mailing HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans!
DorianKTB about 12 years ago
Hey, wait! Does this mean this whole storyline is a real estate scam? “Forget it, Rip, it’s Big Whoop Town”! :-)