Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 17, 2012

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    margueritem  about 12 years ago

    Haggis strikes again!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Well Jimmy Dean sells sausages.Paul Newman sells salad dressing.And…um…. Donald Duck sells orange juice.

    Marlon’s even got the perfect label:

    “Brand O”.

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    jreckard  about 12 years ago

    Of all the negative things you could have said, that’s the wurst knock.

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    J Short  about 12 years ago

    In later years, Brando played some offal parts. (The Missouri Breaks comes to mind.)

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Go ahead. Put a horse’s head in that guy’s bed. He’ll just make meat pies out of it.

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    glendakan  about 12 years ago

    His knees look like Thatababy.

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    hablano  about 12 years ago

    This falafel is offal!

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    philyfanstukinmi  about 12 years ago

    He needs a lot of intestinal fortitude to stand there and watch.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 12 years ago

    I’ve haven’t forgotten a similar joke used in Pearls Before Swine.

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    vldazzle  about 12 years ago

    Lots of good jokes about offal, but my recipe for chicken liver pate (based on the one from Chef Smathery of Bakery Restaurant in Chicago) is on of my seasonal favorites. It is loved by most friends and I plan to make some again this year and give small tubs as gifts. My alternative present will be homemade Ammaretti (almond flour cookies).

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