Strange Brew by John Deering for September 21, 2012

you have Howdy Doody syndrome

Be prepared to have your right eye poked out.

“I’m afraid I’m going to have to send you to the Marionette Theatre. You have to have a string transplant.”

Hang in there for a few I need to see the next patient.

I’m afraid your erection has lasted more than 24 hours.

Wood eye lie to you?

I’d say his performance was “wooden.”

LMAO! Thanks Alphaanddelta!!

Well,,,,, I don’t want to string you along, but things look good. For the fireplace.

“You can’t handle the truth!”

Termites have invaded you.