Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 20, 2022

Don’t do any experiments in the “lavatory”.

Watered down medications

They must be anti-sleep pills.

You won’t need to set an alarm.

Colonoscopy prep kit.

Sleep in the bathroom on the toilet.

then go to the restroom and take your pillow with you cause that’s where you’ll be sleeping after all that liquid.

It’ll have you going All Night Long.

And get a catheter before you leave the store.

How effective are these pills, doc? Depends………..aisle 6

“And then get a good night’s sleep.”

He will float off his bed.

Sounds like my thyroid medication. Needs to be taken with lots of water at least 6 hours after a meal and a minimum of one hour before the next. So I take it at about 4:00 a.m. if I happen to wake up and then I get to wake up again an hour later with all that water sloshing around my bladder. Yay.

It’s prostate medication.

Ultrahydrating. :).

Or you could take 12 glasses of water with one tablet; whichever is easier…

Cure for sleeping sickness?

All this just to get a urine sample?

That pharmacist has a nasty sense of humor.

I’d find that extremely irrigating.

most effective when used with water bed