Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for April 18, 2006

Transcript:

"Did you catch any of the 'Walker: Texas Ranger' marathon?" "I'm sorry, I don't watch TV." "Um, you can just say, 'No, I didn't see that marathon.' You don't need to qualify it with an across-the-board 'I don't watch TV.' I hate when someone feels the need to tell you they don't watch TV." "It's like they're saying, 'Sorry, I'm not a moron like you, I don't watch TV.' Y'know what? Everyone watches TV. We may not watch the same shows, but there is TV-watching going on, OK?!" "No, I literally can't watch TV. There isn't one in the barn." "Oh...right."