Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for June 11, 2006
Transcript:
"I thought of a neat way to prove if time travel will ever exist." "I'm writing an entry in my diary to my future self, telling him to visit me at this exact time on Sunday, June 11..." "2006." Diary "YEOWW!!" "Hi, Billy, it's me. Er, I mean YOU from the future." "See, we both have the same diary, only mine's older." "Wow, so there's actually time travel in the future...and apparently no razors." "Oh, right, the beard." "It was looking as though no one was going to invent time travel, so I took it upon myself to do it. It dominated most of my life. I neglected my family, friends and even personal hygiene, but in the end it was all worth it..." "...Because here I am...HEY!!" BRZAPP "You just erased the entry?" "Did you see how long my beard was?"