Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 07, 2007

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"I can't wait 'til I run things, Cow." "Oh, you want to be President?" "I was thinking bigger. Once all this globalization junk is complete, they're gonna need someone to run Earth. I figure, why not me? I got good ideas. I'm fair. I'm just." "My first order of business as supreme chancellor of Earth will be to affix giant rockets to Earth so we can move past Mercury and become the planet closest to the sun. I won't allow other planets to steal our sun anymore." "Hmm, I was going to give you until your third order of business before you destroyed the planet."