Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 16, 2007

Transcript:

"No more elaborate traps. Everyone knows the only way to catch a leprechaun is through his stomach. After all, you attract more bears with honey." "I think you mean, you attract more bees with honey." "Don't bees make honey? Why would honey attract them if they can already make it?" "I don't think you want to go around attracting bloodthirsty bears." "Well, who wants bees around? A lot of people are allergic." "Good point." "So, what attracts leprechauns?" "Oh, I just poured some beer over Lucky Charms." "That oughtta work."