Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 25, 2007

Transcript:

"I hate fantasy fiction." "Half the time I don't know what I'm reading cuz every character is named Baraborn or Flinutia from the land of Blidootch." "Why can't an elf simply be named Scott? Or a great wizard be called Doug?" "Can't two midgets named Phil and Jerry throw jewelry in a volcano and save the world?" "What's a blidootch?"