Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 19, 2012

No- – - you don’t.

Are you balding, too?

If yer gonna look like Jason Statham you’d better be able to beat somebody up with a t-shirt.

Guess Billy’s character: “Woo-woo-woo-woo”, “Soitenly!!”, “Moe Larry cheese!”.

Wonder if they’re related?

Jeez, just how big are Cow’s nostrils gonna get?

Never heard of him. Thank goodness I have the comics and Google to keep me current on pop culture.