Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 14, 2012

There are China names that start with “X”.

Xylophone xenophobia.

Dude, Billy is ten. How can you think of getting him married? (He’s actually eight. Even worse!)

Hopefully the apple is telling him not to reproduce.

I used to work with a lady named Xernona so there’s hope yet.Not with her of course, she’s in her 70s now

There’s always Xena the Warrior Princess.

I could almost see that one Saucy. The Adventures of Xena, Cow and Boy. I do believe she would fit right in. ;-)

My wife’s named Xochil! It’s Aztec.