Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for July 10, 2012

It’s easier to claim intercessory power when you keep your god in a box.

I’ll be back. I have to go look up intercessory.

Back. My brother and I were sent to church by our parents. It dawned on me later that they wanted time alone together. Half the time we skipped church, rode around on our bikes and spent the donation money we were given on candy.

Nothing ruins a good nap in a quiet, cool place like gibbering sky pilot.