Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 16, 2014
Transcript:
"Do you ever look back on something you've done and cringe because it still embarrasses you to this day?" "No, I don't believe in dwelling on the past. There is too much going on in the present and future to fixate on what could have been." "After all, to err is human and we've all done things that we may not be proud of, but it's a part of the journey that we all must take and that journey is called life." "And if you've never embarrassed yourself, it means you've never taken a chance and who wants to go through their whole lives never having done that?" "That's good because someone uploaded last year's school talent show to YouTube." "On the good ship Lollipop, it's a sweet trip to the candy shop, where bon-bons play on the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay..." tappy tappy "Lemonade stands everywhere, Cracker Jack bands fill the air, and there you are. Happy landing on a chocolate bar." "What...was I...thinking?" "I really don't want to know."
You were thinking that you liked to sing and dance and you have just run into the cultural prohibition against boys liking these things.This is why it is commonly said that if you are a woman and want to sing in an auditioned choir, you better take some lessons and be able to sight read. If you are a man, you just need to have a pulse – because so few men sing.