Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for July 06, 2014
Transcript:
"Can you believe they are actually developing robots that can scan our brainwaves and respond to our thought commands? This scares me. Do we really want to live in a world where machines can read our minds?" "Yes, that IS my card. How did you know?" The Amazing Billy "Magic, m'lady, magic." "Good show tonight, robot." "Robot sick of feeding Billy answers. -BLIP- Robot want glory. -BLIP-" "Stand down, robot. Magic is man's domain!! Man's domain!!" "No, Amazing Billy. -BLIP-" "NO MORE!!" GRCKK SHNNK VTTT VTTT VTTT BRRRR "Beware, David Copperfield, for they are coming."
Hence the reasons for Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics:1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law