Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for July 09, 2014
Transcript:
"Well, I appreciate your concern, but my having a pet tiger poses absolutely no threat to the community." "You're looking at my stump, aren't you?" "I know what you're thinking and don't worry, this injury was in no way tiger-related." "No, my pet lion did this."
For a moment I was stumped by your stump. Better stump the neighborhood to get this guy thrown out.