Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 01, 2014
Transcript:
"I have dreams about how I want my life to be." "But at what expense do I follow my dreams and ignore the plight of the world?" "Shouldn't my dreams be about helping my fellow man? Does it make me a bad person if they aren't?" "Yes." "That was rhetorical, but thanks." "Whatever, monster."
Says the large bovine methane producer.