Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 05, 2021
Transcript:
"Your life can be normal again with Plunairo." Plunairo "Side effects associated with Plunairo include: dryness of mouth, dizziness, swelling of the eyelids, itching of gallbladder, decreased ability to turn left, longings to be a rhino..." "...Hallucinations involving belligerent hobbits, tendency to replace the word 'is' with 'meow' in casual conversation, increased ferret knowledge, and delusions of trombone playing." "Yes, feeling normal is only one Plunairo away." "You had me at increased ferret knowledge."
socalvillaguy Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Did Billy make a commercial?
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Meow this ferret knowledge anything involving their playing trombone?
yost.richard almost 4 years ago
What about, as stated in a recent weight loss ad, “sudden, uncontrolled oily discharge”?
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
PLACEBO – no side effects! Get yours now!