Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for August 09, 2021
Transcript:
"So have you seen the new girl who just moved in? She's really quite fetching." "Martin, please. I'm only eight years old. I'm still at an age where boys find girls as nothing more than an annoyance with pigtails..." STEP STEP STEP "...Or bows that accentuate their perfect apple-shaped cheekbones and I love her."
I didn’t know how to play chess at 8.