Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for August 13, 2021

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"Yeah, take that!!" "What's going on?! Stop it!!" "No more games, new girl! Which is it, him or me?! Who do you love?!" "What?!! Neither!! Why would I love either of you? I don't know you. You don't know my name. We've never met. Besides my dad says I'm not allowed to date until I'm sixteen." "I'm sorry, could you speak up? My killer abs didn't quite catch that." "We're done here."