Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 27, 2021
Transcript:
"Martin?! What happened?" "Your sister shot me with the garden hose for no reason." "You weren't by any chance performing the mating dance we saw on that PBS bird documentary?" "What?! Can't a guy just wear feathers?! Why would you assume..." "You look thirsty." "Is that an invite?"
Cow is not having a sex change, Billy.