Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 22, 2023

Transcript:

"I've figured it out! Nobody's calling because we have no incentives." 1-800-555-0101 "As platinum members, they can receive this 'cow & boy toy poodle vest and we won't tell prospector his claim is in the basement of their house." "So we've resorted to threats now?" "You mean the toy poodle vest?" "If y'ain't pledgin' muh gold, aaah' muh takin' muh gold!"