Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 16, 2023
October 13, 2023
October 17, 2023
Transcript:
Billy says, "What's better than one baby jesus?" Cow says, "What?" Billy says, "Two! Look it's Jesus' twin." Billy says, "I papier-mached him from leftover gift wrap. Now all I need is a hot glue gun to fuse him with the baby jesus at our church's nativity scene." Cow says, "You're conjoining them?!" BIlly says, "This way, Christmas lasts twice as logn."
I don’t even want to think about the penance for that.
Besides, any twin will tell you that their birthdays don’t last twice as long. If anything, with the divided attention, they seem half as long. :)