Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 26, 2024
Transcript:
Billy says, "It says here that the bite of a human is almost as toxic as that of a Komodo Dragon." Cow says, "Tic tac?" Billy says, "Ha! Good one, cow." Cow says, "I wonder if a Komod dragon's breath also smells like a flaming garbage truck being extinguished with a rancid bat of clam chowder." Billy says, "Ok, maybe a couple." Cow says, "Just take 'em all."
How pole-lite! My breath mints are usually delivered taped to the end of a 10 foot pole.