CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for January 27, 2021

Or find smarter customers.

Is this where the punch line “Hickory Daquiri Doc” came from???

Don’t go nuts over it.

In the summer, the rodent wants a Bloody Mary made with my garden’s tomatoes

Do the martinis come out of a mighty oak cask?

These dudes are dressed better than ‘The Finance Chatter’ advertising department, since’The Finance Chatter’ ads looks much worse than those little white squares on the counter productive line. Well, as Navy always used to claim in it’s expensive commercials,,,“In order to get to you, they’ll have to get past us.”

You can easily harvest them, O Rocket Surgeon!

Let’s nut and say we did.

I vaguely recall a Milwaukee private school named ‘St. Martini’, but I think St, Martin Gerber school was safer.

Please allow me to reintroduce myself. Forgive the non-comment content? “Earl the crokydile scientest” was an old joke with my sister and it’s cumbersome now. I have picked Sir John Falstaff as a better identity because he is, according to Sparknotes, “Old, fat, lazy, selfish, dishonest, corrupt, thieving, manipulative, boastful, and lecherous” In other words: me.

What no Pink Squirrels?