“So. Have you ever owned a business before?”“No.”“Ever taken any business management classes?”“No.”“Ever worked in a restaurant?”“The only job I’ve ever had is writing comic books.”“Have any experience handling money or employees?”“No.”“Why do you want to buy Montoni’s?”“So I can get free pizza.”“Well, it’s not like I care what happens to this dump any more. Here are the keys. Good luck with the black mold in the basement.”
“So. Have you ever owned a business before?”“No.”“Ever taken any business management classes?”“No.”“Ever worked in a restaurant?”“The only job I’ve ever had is writing comic books.”“Have any experience handling money or employees?”“No.”“Why do you want to buy Montoni’s?”“So I can get free pizza.”“Well, it’s not like I care what happens to this dump any more. Here are the keys. Good luck with the black mold in the basement.”