Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 27, 2008
Transcript:
Alice: I often wonder about the pre-Alicians, whose existence here at Blisshaven predates our own. Dill: You mean the "Before People"? Alice: Yes. What happened to them? Did they leave any traces of their civilization behind? Dill: They left all this - Alice: I'm not impressed. Dill: I'll bet a comet hit them - WHAP! Right in the head!
Easy – it’s a TARDIS, left over when one of the Time Lords was driven insane by the children of Blisshaven Academy.