Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 13, 2008
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Transcript:
Miss Bliss: The first step in making a handprint turkey is to carefully trace your hand on the paper plate. And remember, creativity plus Neatness equals Art. Alice: Wow! Look at that! It's my hand! Ha ha! Beni: I hear that handprint turkeys are kept on file by the FBI to identify future criminals. Alice: The Handprint of Alice! I almost hate to deface it with a stupid turkey.
Homeland security analysts have observed that less than 5% of domestic terrorists have handprint turkeys on file, but the NSA continues to collect them “just in case.”