Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 28, 2008
Transcript:
Alice: Daddy, would you open this for me now? Please? Dad: Okay. Jeez, look at all the wires. It's like the inside of a piano. Alice: Oh, boy. You're almost done, right? Dad: It's all welded in there. Okay! I got the shoes out! Alice: YAY! How about the doll? Hurry! Hurry! Dad: I'm working on it. Alice: Hey, Daddy. Dad: What? Alice: Your nose looks ten years older than the rest of your head! Daddy? Beni: Look, Santa brought Alice shoes. Dill: Maybe he doesn't realize your feet have grown since last year. Alice: Was it something I said?
Almost the same thing happens whenever my younger sister gets a doll, only I’m the one stuck with opening it.Still, my resume’ll turn out to be a rather unique one.