Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 15, 2009
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Petey: I've made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It's two separate sandwiches - one peanut butter and one jelly, on two separate plates, so nothing touches. And I cut the crusts off. My online Global Picky Eater Rank has dropped from 24th to 93rd! I've got to get seriously picky. So now that I've made this elaborately fussy sandwich, I'm going to refuse to eat it. Alice: That is hardcore picky!
You know I would love to see a website like that. I wonder if one exists.