Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 31, 2009
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Miss Bliss: Thank you for helping us out, Mrs. Otterloop? Mom: Glad to, Miss Bliss. Sorry about the incident with the cupcake. Alice, throwing food at Marcus was NOT a nice thing to do. Alice: But he dressed up as the scary clown from my jack-in-the-box just to freak me out. Mom: Not everything is because of you, Alice. Alice: What's all this traffic? Don't they know I've got to get home for trick-or-treating? Blow your horn at these people!
margueritem about 15 years ago
La-la-la, Alice is not listening!
rayannina about 15 years ago
The 4-year-old mind at work.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
There’s more than a 4yr old mind at work here, me thinks. Hopefully for the other drivers, she is out of cupcakes!
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
Those people have to get home so that their kids can trick or treat, too, Alice.
3hourtour Premium Member about 15 years ago
..ummm…
lazygrazer about 15 years ago
I miss those days when the universe was centered around me.
Dawn James Premium Member about 15 years ago
Amazingly, there are still some “adults” who still act like 4-year old Alice!
Destiny23 about 15 years ago
What a waste of a perfectly good cupcake!!
fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago
A huge percentage of the stuff that I tend to be automatically certain of is, it turns out, totally wrong and deluded. Here’s one example of the utter wrongness of something I tend to be automatically sure of: Everything in my own immediate experience supports my deep belief that I am the absolute center of the universe, the realest, most vivid and important person in existence. We rarely talk about this sort of natural, basic self-centeredness, because it’s so socially repulsive, but it’s pretty much the same for all of us, deep down. It is our default-setting, hard-wired into our boards at birth. Think about it: There is no experience you’ve had that you were not at the absolute center of. The world as you experience it is right there in front of you, or behind you, to the left or right of you, on your TV, or your monitor, or whatever. Other people’s thoughts and feelings have to be communicated to you somehow, but your own are so immediate, urgent, real – you get the idea.
– David Foster Wallace, Kenyon College Commencement Address, 2005
fenneuter about 15 years ago
fritzoid, that’s joke-killing at its finest! thanks!
Cecin'estpasunepipe almost 10 years ago
4 year old logic methinks…
Omniman about 5 years ago
Each of us is the center of our own universe. Hopefully, we learn to recognize and respect that others are important to themselves, as well.